vondell-swain:

my gay best friend wouldn’t go to the mall with me today. is it broken? what the hell? im gonna return it and get another one that works right.

headlikeanorange:

A polar bear smells a seal under the ice. Unfortunately for the bear, the ice is too thick. (Planet Earth Live - BBC)

muppet-baby-pilot:

The Most Beautiful Girl (in the Room) - Flight of the Conchords

wow so the dolphin asked her to marry him and she kisses the other guy right in front of her rude ass bitch

theyellovvbrickroad:

THE WHEELS ON THE BUS GO ROUND AND ROUND